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Post by welshdairyfarmer on Aug 3, 2010 22:28:56 GMT
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Post by oxenboy on Aug 4, 2010 5:49:19 GMT
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Post by cidergirl on Aug 4, 2010 12:29:17 GMT
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco. The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing? " asks the wife. "They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans " he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a £ 20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It 's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful " replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the price."
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Post by welshdairyfarmer on Aug 4, 2010 14:15:03 GMT
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Post by stockslave on Aug 4, 2010 14:19:29 GMT
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Post by welshdairyfarmer on Aug 19, 2010 18:36:45 GMT
What snowmen do in summer-time Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2010 19:37:14 GMT
oh that's spoilt it ;D
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Post by oxenboy on Aug 19, 2010 20:22:10 GMT
;D ;D ;D can I ever eat another without thinking of WDF's snowman
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Post by quadbod on Aug 19, 2010 20:42:17 GMT
Dear Claims-Direct
I recently lost three fingers in an accident at work but still have the use of my other twelve. Can I still claim?
Yours sincerely
John from Norfolk.
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Post by jackladd on Aug 19, 2010 21:49:22 GMT
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Post by quadbod on Aug 19, 2010 22:09:18 GMT
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Post by quadbod on Sept 10, 2010 20:37:32 GMT
A man walks into a Library and says, "Oi b*tch. I want a f*****g book to learn **nting Spanish. Where the f*** are they?"
Librarian says, "There's no need for that language, sir!"
He says, "You're probably right. They all speak f*****g English anyway." __________________
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 20:59:28 GMT
;D Very appropriate I hate bad spelin n txt on 4rums
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2010 9:54:30 GMT
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Post by stockslave on Sept 13, 2010 10:15:33 GMT
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