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Post by quadbod on Nov 4, 2011 22:23:11 GMT
Now I don't know how I found this..... but it's worth a look for a chuckle. weird things customers say in bookshops : jen-campbell.blogspot.com/2011/05/weird-things-customers-say-in-bookshops.html?m=1A couple of examples: Customer: I read a book in the eighties. I don't remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean? ---- Man: Do you have black and white film posters? Me: Yes, we do, over here. Man: Do you have any posters of Adolf Hitler? Me: Pardon? Man: Adolf Hitler. Me: Well, he wasn't a film star, was he. Man: Yes, he was. He was American. Jewish, I think. Me: ...........
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Post by stockslave on Nov 5, 2011 21:13:15 GMT
I've just found one about weird things people say in court: ◦Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" ◦Witness: "I only have one, you know." www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
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