Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
I am trying to make some extra money on the side, so I have decided to make bookshelves. It is nothing special, but they do look great, anywhere in the house.
Please let me know if you are interested.
Once you have given me the amount of shelves you would like I can give you a price. Great idea for Birthday pressies!!!
I have attached a photo for you, to get an idea of what I am up to!!! Please take a look as I am very proud of my work.
Look forward to your support and if anyone has any used materials that they would like to get rid of, feel free to pass them on!
Oh, great, so much for checking this forum at work.
Sorry McFarmer, it's totally my fault . I sent Joyce the above to give her a laugh and cheer her up a bit. She thought it was meant for the forum and in her defence did email and question it, but I didn't pick up the email as quickly as I should have.
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken!
Sheep, you either love them or hate them, me I love them.